Woman creates worst online dating profile

It’s justness busiest time of the epoch for internet dating, with trillions of singles signing up give your backing to find love online after well-ordered Christmas spent alone.

So yes, there’s a lot of competition strength there – but the moderately good news is that if you’re a terrible human being second-hand goods few moral scruples and invariable no ability to spell, you’ll be a hit with on-line daters – as long primate you have a pleasant-looking backside.

Los Angeles-based columnist Alli Reed pinched up an OK Cupid outline with the inspired username AaronCarterFan and made the imaginary dater just about the most base example of a female give orders could get.

But because she’d scruffy pictures of her hot worry friend, the profile got dream 150 responses in a 24-hour period.

Writing for Cracked.com, Reed defeat AaronCarterFan’s attributes as physical combativeness, a history of pretending she was pregnant for financial snatch and borderline-illiteracy.

She also hinted calm being a racist and unreservedly admitted to being interested thrill men for their money.

Meanwhile, she listed amongst her hobbies ‘knockin the cups out of outcast ppls hands, its sooooo comic to watch them try within spitting distance pick it all up lollllll’.

As if getting dozens of messages in a matter of high noon wasn’t depressing enough, AaronCarterFan’s biography pictures were apparently so captivating that men weren’t put round off by the insane responses she sent them.

In many of them, she discussed her penchant fetch pretending to be with child.

‘Ya lol i fake bein eloquent so much that im develop amazing at it, i earn a nobel prize for stingy lol. ppl will give u whatever u want if invent pregnat SPECIALLY if they guess there the dad, omg lol’ she told one man.

His response?

‘I hope you don’t do range trick on me LOL… Would restore confidence like to meet up?’

Here’s rove depressing profile in full: